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Captain E In DopeCity !
Cartoons by Tomas Texts by Tomas & aj |
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 Hi, it's me ! Captain E from Dopecity ! How can I help you ? |
 Say that again ? Simon Speed and The Amphetamine Brothers are in town ? Well, well, well.... |
 Simon Speed and The Amphetamine Brothers are dangerous but easy to handle if you know what to do ! |
 This is a piece of cake. My EZ Test MARQUIS will take care of IT. Let's go ! |
 The investigation starts. Captain E goes out to find his friend LongLeg. He is a party animal and knows all rumours in DopeCity... |
 LongLeg, have you heard about Simon Speed and The Amphetamine Brothers ?? Yes, Captain E. I've seen them and it was horrible. They don't stop talking ! They chew their tongues and dance like idiots. They just won't stop ... |
 LongLeg, where are they ? Have you also seen Simon Speed ? He's the ugliest of them all. |
 They are in The TongueChew Bar, getting ready for tonight. I've also spotted Simon Speed, I think he is their leader !! |
 "Captain E ponders the information LongLeg provided and is on his way to The TongueChew Bar." |
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 Wow, Simon is so speedy, he doesn't even notice me. Let's hear what he is talking about. |
 OK, All Amphetamines listen ! Target for tonight is The-Ministry-Of-Minds-Club and we will spoil it seriously ! They will think we are Ecstasy, they will never figure out what we really are ! It's time for serious chewing, extreme exhaustion and deadly dehydration ! The worse, the better !!! |
 Not this time Mister Speed ! I am Captain E, sheriff in DopeCity. Amphetamines are a piece of cake for me ! |
 YES YES YES TIME TO EZTEST |
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TO BE CONTINUED